Saturday, February 7, 2009

Good Morning Sms

Eyes me Jo Black circule ha us me jo gole cheez ho sirf wo gtowth neh karti baki har cheez karti ha. Man K Pait me utni mhe hoti ha or marnay tak b. Q G.........

Source: Riddle sms

_2_|_6_|_4_
_1_|_5_|_7_
_3_|_8_|_9_

Arrange these numbers in sequence so that if we add from every side answer should come = 15
Its challenge, but Its possible
MUST TRY IT
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kahin Chand rahown main kho gia kahin chandni b bathak gai,
hai chirag wo b buja howa tha,
meri raat kaisay chamk gai
meri dastan ka urooj tha.

Source: Romantic sms

teri khuawahish us waqat boht tarpati hai,,
sawan mei koi bund jab honto par aa kar bikhar jati hai,,
meri rooh bi tarpane lagti hai us pal,,
jab thandi hawa teri gali se guzar key ati hai,,
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a pathan wants 2 commit sucide, when asked :why are u crying? he replied my wife ran with my frnd & i can‘t live without my frnd..

Source: Santa Banta sms

a pathan wants 2 commit sucide, when asked :why are u crying? he replied my wife ran with my frnd & i can‘t live without my frnd..
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Things will change frm classroom 2 office, buks 2 files,
jeans 2 formals, pocket money to salary,
girl frnd 2 wife.. wat will not change is FRIENDS HELLO MY NAME IS ARUBA PLZ PLZPLZ SMS SEND KARO NA NICE AND FRIENDSHIP SMS SEND KARO NA PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ NA

Source: Smile sms

The very best medicine that nature has given to the human to refresh the body and mind is

SMILE

so take this medicine regularly at the right time :-)

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Dis is a warning to all those people who don‘t smoke or drink. One day, you‘ll lose all ur friends, They will all die & you‘ll be left alone. So, Start smoking.

Source: Smoking sms

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,

PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,







CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai....
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munsif: kya drany ka injam kushgawar tha?
ha har shaks tha kay katam howa

Source: Sorry sms

Andaz badalne lagte hain,

hoton pe shararat hoti hai,

Andaz badalne lagte hain,

hoton pe shararat hoti hai,

Nazron se pata chal jata hai
Jis dilme mohabbat hoti hai....;-> 03462005518
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259 X (UR AGE) X 39= ANSWER (?)


Try it & you will be surprised to see the result.

APKI AGE 3 BAR APKO LIKHI HUWE NAZAR AAYEGE.
TRY MUST AND WATCH THE RESULT
EXAMPLE= 259 X (Age) 27 X 39 = 272727

Source: Tongue Twister sms

once a fucker met a fucker on da fuckin train..
and da fucker ask da fucker wots his fucking name?
so da fucker told da fucker Fuck is ma name..
and da fucker fuck da fucker in da fucking train!
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Hasrat to thi teri ankh ka anso ban jao Faraz.......par tu roye ye hamko gawara nahi.........

Source: Urdu Shayari sms

Aaj lout aaye ho tum to sochte hain tumhein Pyaar karein ki Nahi
Pehle bhi tum ne is dil ko beqaraar kiya tha ab sochte hain Khud
ko beqaraar karein ki Nahi
Tum ko to koi dukh na tha hum se judai ka
Ab sochte hai tum se Wafa ka naata jordein ki Nahi
Sitam to tum ne bohat hum pe kiye hain Sanam
Poochte hain dil se ki sitam tere ab aur sahein ki Nahi
Tum jo gaye to hui thi andheri duniya meri
Sochte hain hum ki ye zindagi Tere naam karein ki Nahi
Mustaqil tanhai ne hamein na jeene diya na marne diya
Sochlo aye NAAZ ke us ka hath dubara Thamein ki Nahi

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Tum samajhte ho mai bewafa hun
kya hai meri majburi tumhe kaise batau
lab par aanhe ankhon mai aansu
dil cheer kar tumhe kaise dikhau
is dil main hai tasveer tumhari
is dil main kisi aur ko ab kaise basaun.


Source: Valentine Day sms

Shayed tumhare pas hon ab tak..
Wo “valentine“ k tuhfe mere..
Or shayed k tum na boole ho ge..
Wo zamana humari mohabat ka..
Or shayed k yad ho tumko jab b..
Valentine day aata tha..
Tu pehle main wish kya karta tha...
Or tum mujse jagrra karti tha.....
K “pehle muje wish karna tha“...
“pehle muje wish karna tha“...
Or wo aakhri valentine day yad hai mujko...
Jab main ne soch k rakha tha...
K is bar tuje wish karne don...
Main man hi man main soch raha tha..
K tumhara tuhfa aisa hoga ..
Tumhara tuhfa waisa hoga..
Kuch gul_e_gulaab or card b honge...
Or isi ashna main ...
Aaj us din ko guzre barson beete...
Par shayed tum ye bool gaye the..
Is bar tuje wish karna tha ..
Is bar tuje wish karna tha.

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What is success?




Success is ..........






When ur signature becomes autograph

Source: Wise Words sms

One of the reasons why

people hold on to memories so tight,

is because memories are the only thing

that dont change when everyone else does

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