Eyes me Jo Black circule ha us me jo gole cheez ho sirf wo gtowth neh karti baki har cheez karti ha. Man K Pait me utni mhe hoti ha or marnay tak b. Q G.........
Source: Riddle sms
_2_|_6_|_4_
_1_|_5_|_7_
_3_|_8_|_9_
Arrange these numbers in sequence so that if we add from every side answer should come = 15
Its challenge, but Its possible
MUST TRY IT
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kahin Chand rahown main kho gia kahin chandni b bathak gai,
hai chirag wo b buja howa tha,
meri raat kaisay chamk gai
meri dastan ka urooj tha.
Source: Romantic sms
teri khuawahish us waqat boht tarpati hai,,
sawan mei koi bund jab honto par aa kar bikhar jati hai,,
meri rooh bi tarpane lagti hai us pal,,
jab thandi hawa teri gali se guzar key ati hai,,
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a pathan wants 2 commit sucide, when asked :why are u crying? he replied my wife ran with my frnd & i can‘t live without my frnd..
Source: Santa Banta sms
a pathan wants 2 commit sucide, when asked :why are u crying? he replied my wife ran with my frnd & i can‘t live without my frnd..
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Things will change frm classroom 2 office, buks 2 files,
jeans 2 formals, pocket money to salary,
girl frnd 2 wife.. wat will not change is FRIENDS HELLO MY NAME IS ARUBA PLZ PLZPLZ SMS SEND KARO NA NICE AND FRIENDSHIP SMS SEND KARO NA PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ NA
Source: Smile sms
The very best medicine that nature has given to the human to refresh the body and mind is
SMILE
so take this medicine regularly at the right time :-)
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Dis is a warning to all those people who don‘t smoke or drink. One day, you‘ll lose all ur friends, They will all die & you‘ll be left alone. So, Start smoking.
Source: Smoking sms
Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai....
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munsif: kya drany ka injam kushgawar tha?
ha har shaks tha kay katam howa
Source: Sorry sms
Andaz badalne lagte hain,
hoton pe shararat hoti hai,
Andaz badalne lagte hain,
hoton pe shararat hoti hai,
Nazron se pata chal jata hai
Jis dilme mohabbat hoti hai....;-> 03462005518
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259 X (UR AGE) X 39= ANSWER (?)
Try it & you will be surprised to see the result.
APKI AGE 3 BAR APKO LIKHI HUWE NAZAR AAYEGE.
TRY MUST AND WATCH THE RESULT
EXAMPLE= 259 X (Age) 27 X 39 = 272727
Source: Tongue Twister sms
once a fucker met a fucker on da fuckin train..
and da fucker ask da fucker wots his fucking name?
so da fucker told da fucker Fuck is ma name..
and da fucker fuck da fucker in da fucking train!
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Hasrat to thi teri ankh ka anso ban jao Faraz.......par tu roye ye hamko gawara nahi.........
Source: Urdu Shayari sms
Aaj lout aaye ho tum to sochte hain tumhein Pyaar karein ki Nahi
Pehle bhi tum ne is dil ko beqaraar kiya tha ab sochte hain Khud
ko beqaraar karein ki Nahi
Tum ko to koi dukh na tha hum se judai ka
Ab sochte hai tum se Wafa ka naata jordein ki Nahi
Sitam to tum ne bohat hum pe kiye hain Sanam
Poochte hain dil se ki sitam tere ab aur sahein ki Nahi
Tum jo gaye to hui thi andheri duniya meri
Sochte hain hum ki ye zindagi Tere naam karein ki Nahi
Mustaqil tanhai ne hamein na jeene diya na marne diya
Sochlo aye NAAZ ke us ka hath dubara Thamein ki Nahi
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Tum samajhte ho mai bewafa hun
kya hai meri majburi tumhe kaise batau
lab par aanhe ankhon mai aansu
dil cheer kar tumhe kaise dikhau
is dil main hai tasveer tumhari
is dil main kisi aur ko ab kaise basaun.
Source: Valentine Day sms
Shayed tumhare pas hon ab tak..
Wo “valentine“ k tuhfe mere..
Or shayed k tum na boole ho ge..
Wo zamana humari mohabat ka..
Or shayed k yad ho tumko jab b..
Valentine day aata tha..
Tu pehle main wish kya karta tha...
Or tum mujse jagrra karti tha.....
K “pehle muje wish karna tha“...
“pehle muje wish karna tha“...
Or wo aakhri valentine day yad hai mujko...
Jab main ne soch k rakha tha...
K is bar tuje wish karne don...
Main man hi man main soch raha tha..
K tumhara tuhfa aisa hoga ..
Tumhara tuhfa waisa hoga..
Kuch gul_e_gulaab or card b honge...
Or isi ashna main ...
Aaj us din ko guzre barson beete...
Par shayed tum ye bool gaye the..
Is bar tuje wish karna tha ..
Is bar tuje wish karna tha.
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What is success?
Success is ..........
When ur signature becomes autograph
Source: Wise Words sms
One of the reasons why
people hold on to memories so tight,
is because memories are the only thing
that dont change when everyone else does
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Saturday, February 7, 2009
Kiss sms
Mout ke aagosh mein jb tak so jati hy MAA, tu kahin ja k thora sa sakun pati hy MAA, Rooh k rishton ki ye gehrayn tu dekhye, chot lagti hai hume or chilati hy MAA, Mangti hy kuch nahe apny liye Allah sy, Apnay bacho k liye daman ko phelati hai MAA, Pyar kehtay hen kise or Mamta kya cheez hai, koi un bachon se puche jin ke guzar jati hai MAA, Chahe hm khushion me MAA ko bhul jaen dosto, Jb musibat sr pe aati hai tu yaad aati hai MAA.
*MAA TUJHE SALAAM*
Source: Mothers Day sms
Seenay Se Laga Ker Kaha Kerti MAA Mujhko
Tu Laal hai Mera Na Sara Mujhko
Pachtaye Ga Ek Din Jab Mein Chali Jaon Ge
Na Chahte Hue Bhi Akaila Duniya Mein Chor Jaon Ge
Zamana Dikhaye Ga Germi Ki Shiddat Tujhko
Yaad Ker K Roye Ga Tu Phir Mujhko
Mudaton Se Meri Maa Ne Seenay Se Nahi Lagaya
Ab Soo Giye Khaak Mein Jab Kuch Kehne Ka Waqt Aya
Apne Parents Se Love Kerain Unki Khidmat Kerain Koi Dost Kaam Nahi Aata Sirf MAA ki DUA kaam aaye gee In Jhoote Rishton Se Time Nikal Ker Apni MAA BAAP AUR Family Ko Bhi Time Dain Aur Life Ko Enjoy Kerain...
Pray For My Parents
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gandhi :daikho 60 saal may mairay desh may kiya kuch ban gaya?tumharay mulk may kia bana?
quaid e azam :
biscuits badal gaye....
bistiks bun gaye......!!
Source: Naughty sms
1 saal main,
12 month,
12 month main,
365 din,
8760 ghante,
8760 ghanton main,
525600 mints,
525600 mints main,
525600 lamhe,
Har lamhe main aik he dua, light na jay
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Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai, sabke dilo ko shurur milta hai,
jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai.
' SHUBH NAVRATRI.
Source: Navratri sms
Maa Durge,
Maa Ambe,
Maa Jagdambe,
Maa Bhawani,
Maa Sheetla,
Maa Vaishnao,
Maa Chandi,
Mata Rani meri aur apki manokamna puri karey..
JAI MATA DI.
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abke baras kuch aisa karna
apne guzre barah maah k
dukh sukh ka andaza karna
bisri yaaden taza karna
sada sa ik kagaz lekar
bhoole bisre pal likh lena
apne sare kal likh lena
phir iss bite ik ik pal ka
apne guzre ik ik pal ka
ik ik mod ahata karna
sare dost ikathe karna
sari subhen hazir karna
sari shamen wapis bulana
sare mausam dhayaan main rakhna
phir mohtaat qyaas lagana
gar to khushiyan badh jatin hain
to tumko meri taraf se aane wala saal mubarak
aur gar gam badh jayen to
mat bekaar takalluf karna
dekho phir tum aisa karna
meri khushiyan tum le lena
mujhko apne dukh se dena
ab k baras kuch aisa karna
ab k baras kuch aisa karna
0346-2600024
Source: New Year sms
May i stay here in ur inbox
Till
25 December
To Wish U
Quaid Day
&
Till
31 December
To wish u
Happy New Year
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Meaning Of Pakistan:
P= Petrol 86.66 Rs
A= Aata 40.00 Rs
K= Khudkush Hamlay
I= Ilam Ke Kamy
S= Sarkon Pe Pany
T= Trafic Jam
A= Awam Paraishan
N= No Electricity
Source: Politics sms
Film:
“Aao Barbaad Karain“
Hero:
“Pervaiz Musharaf“
Heroin:
“Banazir“
Villan:
“Nawaz Sharif“
Scripted In:
“Dubai“
Shooting In:
“Pakistan“
Music By:
“MQM“
Action By:
“Pak Army“
Suspence By:
“Cheif Justice“
Charactor Actor:
“Amin Fahim“
Charactor Less Actor:
“Chaudhries“
Friendly Apearance:
“Saudi King“
Comadian:
“Sheikh Rasheed“
Sporting Actor:
“Molana Fazalurehan“
Dancers:
“Sheri Rehman, Kashmala Tariq“
Financed By:
“Poor People Of Pakistan“
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“Baby Baby Yes MaMa“
In Punjabi Version:
Kakay Kakay
Haan BayBay
Phuk Lae Cheeny?
Na BaBay
Jhoot Mardaan?
Na BayBay
Khole Bootha
Ha.Ha.Ha
Source: Punjabi sms
Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!
Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!
Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste,
tussi rone ho saanu rovaan vaaste,
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo,
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste.
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
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Choose one part of the tree
and find out intresting facts about ur attitude
Leaf
Branch
Stem
Root
Flower
Fruit
Do reply.
Answers :
Leaf: make friends for ur benefit
Branch:U hv 2 affairs
Stem: U r brave and riscky
Root: U care for others
Flower: U r proud of urself
Fruit: U love those who loves U.
Source: Quotations sms
what has 5 eyes but cananot see?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
3 blind mice
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/;/,/;/;/, / ;/,/’;/; /;/
/;/; /,;’ /,/;’ /, ;/ ;/;/
/;/,/;/;/,/;/‘/, /;/;/;/
/;/; /,;’ /,/;’ /, ;/ ;/;/
/;/ Happy Rainy Day /;/
Dua Hai Barish Kay Jitne Qatre Giren,
Utni He Aap Ko Khushiyan Milen..!!!
(Aameen)
Source: Rainy Day Barish sms
Barishon k mosam mein
Tum ko yad kerny ki
Adetain purani hain
Ab ki bar socha hy
Adetain bdl dalain
Phr khyal aya k
Adetain bdlny sy
Barishain nahi ruktin.
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Madhuri
Bipasha
Mallika Sheravat
neha dhupia
Rani mukherji
isha deol
twinkle khanaa
“sabhi ki or se tume Rakhi ki bahut badhai.....“
Source: Rakhi sms
today is festival day
kal khas din hai jo chao ge wo mil jayengi agar koi ldki chaao
wo hamesha ke liya apki bahan ban jayengi
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h ah ha ha
ha rahish
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GHAR SE MASJID FAJR SE EISHA
NOOR E KHUDA BARSEY YAHA
SAWAAB KA KAZANA HAI YEH MAHINA
NEKION KA MEHMAAN GARIBON KA DOST
INTEZAAR SABHI KARE GUNAH SARE KATAM KARE
AAMAAL APNE BEHTAR KARE RAMZAN KI TAIYARI SHURU KARE
Source: Ramadan sms
FARZ KIJIYE IS DAOUR MAIN NUBUWAT HOTI
NAMAAZ KI BULANDI KAHA PER HOTE
SHABBIR SE SHIFA, MELEE NA HOTI
PEHCHAN BHI ZAMANE MAIN MUSHKIL SE HOTI
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*MAA TUJHE SALAAM*
Source: Mothers Day sms
Seenay Se Laga Ker Kaha Kerti MAA Mujhko
Tu Laal hai Mera Na Sara Mujhko
Pachtaye Ga Ek Din Jab Mein Chali Jaon Ge
Na Chahte Hue Bhi Akaila Duniya Mein Chor Jaon Ge
Zamana Dikhaye Ga Germi Ki Shiddat Tujhko
Yaad Ker K Roye Ga Tu Phir Mujhko
Mudaton Se Meri Maa Ne Seenay Se Nahi Lagaya
Ab Soo Giye Khaak Mein Jab Kuch Kehne Ka Waqt Aya
Apne Parents Se Love Kerain Unki Khidmat Kerain Koi Dost Kaam Nahi Aata Sirf MAA ki DUA kaam aaye gee In Jhoote Rishton Se Time Nikal Ker Apni MAA BAAP AUR Family Ko Bhi Time Dain Aur Life Ko Enjoy Kerain...
Pray For My Parents
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gandhi :daikho 60 saal may mairay desh may kiya kuch ban gaya?tumharay mulk may kia bana?
quaid e azam :
biscuits badal gaye....
bistiks bun gaye......!!
Source: Naughty sms
1 saal main,
12 month,
12 month main,
365 din,
8760 ghante,
8760 ghanton main,
525600 mints,
525600 mints main,
525600 lamhe,
Har lamhe main aik he dua, light na jay
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Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai, sabke dilo ko shurur milta hai,
jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai.
' SHUBH NAVRATRI.
Source: Navratri sms
Maa Durge,
Maa Ambe,
Maa Jagdambe,
Maa Bhawani,
Maa Sheetla,
Maa Vaishnao,
Maa Chandi,
Mata Rani meri aur apki manokamna puri karey..
JAI MATA DI.
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abke baras kuch aisa karna
apne guzre barah maah k
dukh sukh ka andaza karna
bisri yaaden taza karna
sada sa ik kagaz lekar
bhoole bisre pal likh lena
apne sare kal likh lena
phir iss bite ik ik pal ka
apne guzre ik ik pal ka
ik ik mod ahata karna
sare dost ikathe karna
sari subhen hazir karna
sari shamen wapis bulana
sare mausam dhayaan main rakhna
phir mohtaat qyaas lagana
gar to khushiyan badh jatin hain
to tumko meri taraf se aane wala saal mubarak
aur gar gam badh jayen to
mat bekaar takalluf karna
dekho phir tum aisa karna
meri khushiyan tum le lena
mujhko apne dukh se dena
ab k baras kuch aisa karna
ab k baras kuch aisa karna
0346-2600024
Source: New Year sms
May i stay here in ur inbox
Till
25 December
To Wish U
Quaid Day
&
Till
31 December
To wish u
Happy New Year
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Meaning Of Pakistan:
P= Petrol 86.66 Rs
A= Aata 40.00 Rs
K= Khudkush Hamlay
I= Ilam Ke Kamy
S= Sarkon Pe Pany
T= Trafic Jam
A= Awam Paraishan
N= No Electricity
Source: Politics sms
Film:
“Aao Barbaad Karain“
Hero:
“Pervaiz Musharaf“
Heroin:
“Banazir“
Villan:
“Nawaz Sharif“
Scripted In:
“Dubai“
Shooting In:
“Pakistan“
Music By:
“MQM“
Action By:
“Pak Army“
Suspence By:
“Cheif Justice“
Charactor Actor:
“Amin Fahim“
Charactor Less Actor:
“Chaudhries“
Friendly Apearance:
“Saudi King“
Comadian:
“Sheikh Rasheed“
Sporting Actor:
“Molana Fazalurehan“
Dancers:
“Sheri Rehman, Kashmala Tariq“
Financed By:
“Poor People Of Pakistan“
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“Baby Baby Yes MaMa“
In Punjabi Version:
Kakay Kakay
Haan BayBay
Phuk Lae Cheeny?
Na BaBay
Jhoot Mardaan?
Na BayBay
Khole Bootha
Ha.Ha.Ha
Source: Punjabi sms
Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!
Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!
Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste,
tussi rone ho saanu rovaan vaaste,
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo,
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste.
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
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Choose one part of the tree
and find out intresting facts about ur attitude
Leaf
Branch
Stem
Root
Flower
Fruit
Do reply.
Answers :
Leaf: make friends for ur benefit
Branch:U hv 2 affairs
Stem: U r brave and riscky
Root: U care for others
Flower: U r proud of urself
Fruit: U love those who loves U.
Source: Quotations sms
what has 5 eyes but cananot see?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
3 blind mice
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/;/,/;/;/, / ;/,/’;/; /;/
/;/; /,;’ /,/;’ /, ;/ ;/;/
/;/,/;/;/,/;/‘/, /;/;/;/
/;/; /,;’ /,/;’ /, ;/ ;/;/
/;/ Happy Rainy Day /;/
Dua Hai Barish Kay Jitne Qatre Giren,
Utni He Aap Ko Khushiyan Milen..!!!
(Aameen)
Source: Rainy Day Barish sms
Barishon k mosam mein
Tum ko yad kerny ki
Adetain purani hain
Ab ki bar socha hy
Adetain bdl dalain
Phr khyal aya k
Adetain bdlny sy
Barishain nahi ruktin.
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Madhuri
Bipasha
Mallika Sheravat
neha dhupia
Rani mukherji
isha deol
twinkle khanaa
“sabhi ki or se tume Rakhi ki bahut badhai.....“
Source: Rakhi sms
today is festival day
kal khas din hai jo chao ge wo mil jayengi agar koi ldki chaao
wo hamesha ke liya apki bahan ban jayengi
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h ah ha ha
ha rahish
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GHAR SE MASJID FAJR SE EISHA
NOOR E KHUDA BARSEY YAHA
SAWAAB KA KAZANA HAI YEH MAHINA
NEKION KA MEHMAAN GARIBON KA DOST
INTEZAAR SABHI KARE GUNAH SARE KATAM KARE
AAMAAL APNE BEHTAR KARE RAMZAN KI TAIYARI SHURU KARE
Source: Ramadan sms
FARZ KIJIYE IS DAOUR MAIN NUBUWAT HOTI
NAMAAZ KI BULANDI KAHA PER HOTE
SHABBIR SE SHIFA, MELEE NA HOTI
PEHCHAN BHI ZAMANE MAIN MUSHKIL SE HOTI
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Love Sms
800 kmro ka Mehal ho.
Motiyon se saja ho darbar.
Incom ho arbon main Or 200 mercedes car.
Sb mil skta he sapno mein.
Islye jagna he bekar.
Soja Mere yar
Good Night
Source: Good Night sms
Go 2 window,
look outside.
someone is waiting for ur smile. ..
Found?
Yes, “The Moon“.
I‘ve sent the moon to say u good night and sweet dreams.
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Badtareen Hai Wo Shakhs Jo Bakhshish Ki Umeed Pe Guhan Karey...
Aur Zindagi Ki Umeed Per Tauba Ko Multawi Rakhey..
HAZRAT ALI (A.S)
Source: Holi sms
Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti?
He thought it was a movie on HoliBy
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APUN TERE TO KUCH BOLNA MANGTA HAI
BOLEY TO 14 AUGUST INDEPENDENCE DAY MUBARAK HO
AIK DUM JHAKKAS
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Source: Independence Day sms
wish u a super doper independence day may over country live long and peaceful life .
“pakistan zindabad“
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ager kabi tumko mere msg receive na hon
to tum preshan na honakyun k ……………......
main sms di factory nai lai,
mainu hoor v kam ney.
Source: Insult sms
AJ BHAGICHE MEIN KALI HAIY KAL GULAAB HO
JO TUJH SEY SHADI KARE GA USKA DIMAG KHARAB HOGA
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BIRTH DAY OF IMMAM ALI
DUNIYA ROSHAN HO GAYE AAJ
KABBEY KO ROUSHNI MIL GAYE AAJ
DAMAAD E NABI MIL GAYE AAJ
MIL GAYE MAULA E QAINAAT AAJ
KHUDA NE BHEJEY APNE DONO HAAT
MAKAAN E KABBA AA GAYE AAJ,
MUSHKIL KU SHAH SE MUSHKILON KI MUSHKIL DOOR HOOGI AAJ
EMAMAT KI SHURUWAAT HO GAYI AAJ
Source: Islamic sms
Qaboliyat Ki Aap Par Barsat Ho,
Khushiyon Se Aap Ki Mulaqat Ho,
Koi Khuahish Na Rahe Baqi,
Aisa Mubarak Ye Shaban Ka Chand Ho.
“ (Shaban Mubarak) ”
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The Best Relation ever is Between Two Eyes “they Blink together”
“move together”
“cry together”
“see together”
&
“Sleep together”
Still They Never See each Other Directly
But..
Wher They c a GIRL..
One Will Blink & other will Not..
Morel of the story.
A GIRL can breakany kind of relationship.hahahaha
Source: JOKES sms
A Quiz...
Where Do U Saw MANGOES?
Mango Tree? No!
Fruit Shop? Wrong AgainPhr?
Ans: jhan jhan Woman GoesPechay Peechay MAN GOES;-)
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,¤, ¤,,
(‘v‘) <‘ )
(( )) (( ))
>-*-*----**--
“1 kaAm karun?“
¤ , ¤,
( ‘<<‘ )
(( )) (( ))
>*-*---**--
“h0nt paR“
“I kiSs You“
Source: Kiss sms
She lifted her face to him, and he bent forward and kissed her on the mouth, gently, with the one kiss that is an eternal pledge. And as he kissed her his heart strained again in his breast. He never intended to love her. But now it was over. He had crossed over the gulf to her, and all that he had left behind had shrivelled and become void.;)))
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TUJH KO APNI JAAN KA SALAM LIKHENGE,
DIL KI KITAAB MEIN APNA ARMAAN LIKHENGE,
KASH HUM KO MIL JAYE AASMAN KI HUKUMAT,
SITAARON KI JAGAH TUMHARA NAAM LIKHENGE..
Source: Love sms
~US NEY IS NAZAKAT SE MERE HONTO KO CHOOA~
~K ROZA B NA TOOTA OUR AFTARI B HO GAYI~
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ActuaLEE bruceLEE was a MalayaLEE from AdimaLEE His original name was
SeythaLEE and his real weapon was KodaLEE so some oochaLEEs Read this
SMS
Source: Malayalam sms
ulahamaana thamizhin makkal anpudai paarkum unkal SUN-tv yil intha
vaaram orunal dub seytha puthan thirai padam........
monday-'ammachi tirumbi Vannachu'(MUMMY RETURNS) tuesday-
'silandi mapilai'
(THE SPIDER MAN)wednesday-'karyam seyyamudiyath
(THE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE)
thursday- 'karuta mapilais'(MEN IN BLACK)friday-'otta mapilai'
(HOLLOW MAN)
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JO KHUWABON KHIYALON MIAN SOCHA NAHI THA
TU NAY MUJHAY ITNA PYAR DIYA
MAIN JAB B JAHAN B KARI DHOOP MAIN THA
TERI ZULF NAY MUJH PE SAYA KIYA
JO KHUWABON KHIYALON MIAN SOCHA NAHI THA
TU NAY MUJHAY ITNA PYAR DIYA
MAIN JAB B JAHAN B KARI DHOOP MAIN THA
TERI ZULF NAY MUJH PE SAYA KIYA
HAN TU HAY HAN TU HAY
MERI BATON MAIN TU HAY
MERY KHUWABON MAIN TU
YADon MAIN TU
IRADON MAIN TU HAY
HAN TU HAY HAN TU HAY
MERI BATON MAIN TU HAY
MERY KHUWABON MAIN TU
YADon MAIN TU
IRADON MAIN TU HAY
IRADON MAIN TU HAY
koe b aisa lamha nahi hay
jis main meray tu hota nahi hay
main so b jaon raton main lekin
tu hay k mujh main sota nahii hay
tu hay k mujh main sota nahi
HAN TU HAY HAN TU HAY
MERI BATON MAIN TU HAY
MERY KHUWABON MAIN TU
YADon MAIN TU
IRADON MAIN TU HAY
HAN TU HAY HAN TU HAY
MERI BATON MAIN TU HAY
MERY KHUWABON MAIN TU
YADon MAIN TU
IRADON MAIN TU HAY
IRADON MAIN TU HAY
hay teri inayat tujh say mili hay
honton pe meray hansi jo khili hay
usy mera chehra chupa b na paye
tujhay pa k hasil hue jo khushi hay
tujhay pa k hasil hue jo khushi
HAN TU HAY HAN TU HAY
MERI BATON MAIN TU HAY
MERY KHUWABON MAIN TU
YADon MAIN TU
IRADON MAIN TU HAY
JO KHUWABON KHIYALON MIAN SOCHA NAHI THA
TU NAY MUJHAY ITNA PYAR DIYA
MAIN JAB B JAHAN B KARI DHOOP MAIN THA
TERI ZULF NAY MUJH PE SAYA KIYA
HAN TU HAY HAN TU HAY
MERI BATON MAIN TU HAY
MERY KHUWABON MAIN TU
YADon MAIN TU
IRADON MAIN TU HAY
HAN TU HAY HAN TU HAY
MERI BATON MAIN TU HAY
MERY KHUWABON MAIN TU
YADon MAIN TU
IRADON MAIN TU HAY
Source: Miss you sms
Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai…
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai
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Motiyon se saja ho darbar.
Incom ho arbon main Or 200 mercedes car.
Sb mil skta he sapno mein.
Islye jagna he bekar.
Soja Mere yar
Good Night
Source: Good Night sms
Go 2 window,
look outside.
someone is waiting for ur smile. ..
Found?
Yes, “The Moon“.
I‘ve sent the moon to say u good night and sweet dreams.
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Badtareen Hai Wo Shakhs Jo Bakhshish Ki Umeed Pe Guhan Karey...
Aur Zindagi Ki Umeed Per Tauba Ko Multawi Rakhey..
HAZRAT ALI (A.S)
Source: Holi sms
Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti?
He thought it was a movie on HoliBy
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APUN TERE TO KUCH BOLNA MANGTA HAI
BOLEY TO 14 AUGUST INDEPENDENCE DAY MUBARAK HO
AIK DUM JHAKKAS
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Source: Independence Day sms
wish u a super doper independence day may over country live long and peaceful life .
“pakistan zindabad“
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ager kabi tumko mere msg receive na hon
to tum preshan na honakyun k ……………......
main sms di factory nai lai,
mainu hoor v kam ney.
Source: Insult sms
AJ BHAGICHE MEIN KALI HAIY KAL GULAAB HO
JO TUJH SEY SHADI KARE GA USKA DIMAG KHARAB HOGA
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BIRTH DAY OF IMMAM ALI
DUNIYA ROSHAN HO GAYE AAJ
KABBEY KO ROUSHNI MIL GAYE AAJ
DAMAAD E NABI MIL GAYE AAJ
MIL GAYE MAULA E QAINAAT AAJ
KHUDA NE BHEJEY APNE DONO HAAT
MAKAAN E KABBA AA GAYE AAJ,
MUSHKIL KU SHAH SE MUSHKILON KI MUSHKIL DOOR HOOGI AAJ
EMAMAT KI SHURUWAAT HO GAYI AAJ
Source: Islamic sms
Qaboliyat Ki Aap Par Barsat Ho,
Khushiyon Se Aap Ki Mulaqat Ho,
Koi Khuahish Na Rahe Baqi,
Aisa Mubarak Ye Shaban Ka Chand Ho.
“ (Shaban Mubarak) ”
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The Best Relation ever is Between Two Eyes “they Blink together”
“move together”
“cry together”
“see together”
&
“Sleep together”
Still They Never See each Other Directly
But..
Wher They c a GIRL..
One Will Blink & other will Not..
Morel of the story.
A GIRL can breakany kind of relationship.hahahaha
Source: JOKES sms
A Quiz...
Where Do U Saw MANGOES?
Mango Tree? No!
Fruit Shop? Wrong AgainPhr?
Ans: jhan jhan Woman GoesPechay Peechay MAN GOES;-)
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,¤, ¤,,
(‘v‘) <‘ )
(( )) (( ))
>-*-*----**--
“1 kaAm karun?“
¤ , ¤,
( ‘<<‘ )
(( )) (( ))
>*-*---**--
“h0nt paR“
“I kiSs You“
Source: Kiss sms
She lifted her face to him, and he bent forward and kissed her on the mouth, gently, with the one kiss that is an eternal pledge. And as he kissed her his heart strained again in his breast. He never intended to love her. But now it was over. He had crossed over the gulf to her, and all that he had left behind had shrivelled and become void.;)))
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TUJH KO APNI JAAN KA SALAM LIKHENGE,
DIL KI KITAAB MEIN APNA ARMAAN LIKHENGE,
KASH HUM KO MIL JAYE AASMAN KI HUKUMAT,
SITAARON KI JAGAH TUMHARA NAAM LIKHENGE..
Source: Love sms
~US NEY IS NAZAKAT SE MERE HONTO KO CHOOA~
~K ROZA B NA TOOTA OUR AFTARI B HO GAYI~
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ActuaLEE bruceLEE was a MalayaLEE from AdimaLEE His original name was
SeythaLEE and his real weapon was KodaLEE so some oochaLEEs Read this
SMS
Source: Malayalam sms
ulahamaana thamizhin makkal anpudai paarkum unkal SUN-tv yil intha
vaaram orunal dub seytha puthan thirai padam........
monday-'ammachi tirumbi Vannachu'(MUMMY RETURNS) tuesday-
'silandi mapilai'
(THE SPIDER MAN)wednesday-'karyam seyyamudiyath
(THE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE)
thursday- 'karuta mapilais'(MEN IN BLACK)friday-'otta mapilai'
(HOLLOW MAN)
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JO KHUWABON KHIYALON MIAN SOCHA NAHI THA
TU NAY MUJHAY ITNA PYAR DIYA
MAIN JAB B JAHAN B KARI DHOOP MAIN THA
TERI ZULF NAY MUJH PE SAYA KIYA
JO KHUWABON KHIYALON MIAN SOCHA NAHI THA
TU NAY MUJHAY ITNA PYAR DIYA
MAIN JAB B JAHAN B KARI DHOOP MAIN THA
TERI ZULF NAY MUJH PE SAYA KIYA
HAN TU HAY HAN TU HAY
MERI BATON MAIN TU HAY
MERY KHUWABON MAIN TU
YADon MAIN TU
IRADON MAIN TU HAY
HAN TU HAY HAN TU HAY
MERI BATON MAIN TU HAY
MERY KHUWABON MAIN TU
YADon MAIN TU
IRADON MAIN TU HAY
IRADON MAIN TU HAY
koe b aisa lamha nahi hay
jis main meray tu hota nahi hay
main so b jaon raton main lekin
tu hay k mujh main sota nahii hay
tu hay k mujh main sota nahi
HAN TU HAY HAN TU HAY
MERI BATON MAIN TU HAY
MERY KHUWABON MAIN TU
YADon MAIN TU
IRADON MAIN TU HAY
HAN TU HAY HAN TU HAY
MERI BATON MAIN TU HAY
MERY KHUWABON MAIN TU
YADon MAIN TU
IRADON MAIN TU HAY
IRADON MAIN TU HAY
hay teri inayat tujh say mili hay
honton pe meray hansi jo khili hay
usy mera chehra chupa b na paye
tujhay pa k hasil hue jo khushi hay
tujhay pa k hasil hue jo khushi
HAN TU HAY HAN TU HAY
MERI BATON MAIN TU HAY
MERY KHUWABON MAIN TU
YADon MAIN TU
IRADON MAIN TU HAY
JO KHUWABON KHIYALON MIAN SOCHA NAHI THA
TU NAY MUJHAY ITNA PYAR DIYA
MAIN JAB B JAHAN B KARI DHOOP MAIN THA
TERI ZULF NAY MUJH PE SAYA KIYA
HAN TU HAY HAN TU HAY
MERI BATON MAIN TU HAY
MERY KHUWABON MAIN TU
YADon MAIN TU
IRADON MAIN TU HAY
HAN TU HAY HAN TU HAY
MERI BATON MAIN TU HAY
MERY KHUWABON MAIN TU
YADon MAIN TU
IRADON MAIN TU HAY
Source: Miss you sms
Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai…
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai
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Funny Sms
Dushmani lakh sahe khatam na kejeye rishta, Dil mile na mile aaj eid hai hath milate raheye...Aadab
Source: Eid sms
Eid hai aaj gale milo sab, Dushmani na rahe islamyoon ke beach..
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paRh,paRh kaR kiA kRna ek dIn tu MaRna hAi,aGr mRne k bad dubaRa ZiNda Hoe Tu ShURu Tu NercErY se kRna hai
Source: Exam sms
Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 90% lanay hai,kuch b karBaita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.
Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia
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Jaha raha hai mera SMS, na jane kya gul khilayega?
pyar se padha jayega ya bina dekhe delete ho jayega,
agar delete na hoga to ek reply jarur aayega...
Source: Fathers Day sms
Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty
diapers. Happy Father's Day!
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subha sham ap ki e yad aavey hai
saari saari rat hum ko jgavey hai
Dil tou ap ko call krne ko chavey hai
pr call center ki CHHORI balance kam bataway hai...?
Source: Flirt sms
* Kßì kßi åì$å ß hötå hy
Yäd kå å$r zrä dèr $y höta hy
Åp kö lgtå hy hm küÇh ñhi $öÇhty åp K ßåry mñ
Pr håmri hr ßåt mñ åp hì kä zìkår hötå hy
.
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* Ay chand!
Apni chandni un pr nichawar krna,
unhy apny aghosh m lyna,
Aur kehna!
Unhy koi yad krta he“
Ay barish!
Apny ktrön se un k chehry ko begu dena, un k galon ko chom lyna,
Or kehna!
Unhy koi yad krta he“
A pholo!
Apni khushbu se unhy mehka dena,
unhy halkay sa hilana
Or kehna!
UNHY KOI YAD KARTA HE
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* Badla jo waqt to gehri rafaqat badal gayi,suraj dhala tu saaye ke surat badal gye,ek waqt tak tu main os ki zarurt bna rha,phr u howa k USKE ZARORAT BADAL Gae..
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* Bet btween boy
& girl....(both playng ludo)
BOY: agr 1,2,3,4,5 aya to
I‘ll kiss U
Girl: agr 6 aya to?
Boy: kabhi ludo nai kheli kya? 6 aya to dubara bari!
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* Mujsy mukhlis na waqif mary jazbt sy tha,
Uska rishta to faqat apny mafadat sy tha, Ab jo bichra to kia roain judai py teri,
Ye andesha to humen pehli he mulaqat sy tha.
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* Na Pyar ,na Yar,
Na Mohabbet ,Na Dosti Yaro,
Aj k is devdas ki baat mano,
Na Chandr-Mukhi ,Na Paro,
Bus har larki ko line maro.
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ZindaGi Kìsì kì AmaNaT nahì hotì,AmaNaT meìn kabhi khayanat nahì hoti,Humse DOsTI ZaRa SanBHal K kArNa HamAri DoSti Ki qaid mein kabhi Zamanat Nahì hotì. FoR ArUbA KHaN & for all friends.
Source: Friendship sms
Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar- Pyar
Dekha ?
Kitna
‘PYAR‘-Bhra
Msg Bheja AapKo!
Kisi 0r Ne Kabi Beja Kya
HELLO MY NAME IS ARUBA PLZ PLZPLZ SMS SEND KARO NA NICE AND FRIENDSHIP SMS SEND KARO NA PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ NA
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pashto shair ki bepanah maqboliyat k bad resh hai chinese shair.chang sho shoi ting pong ching pu Faraz|! shun ching chee poi shoi oee oee
Source: Funny sms
Meri Dukh Bhari Kahani Suno¡K
?u?w?:-(?r!?+9?!tg:¡¨?4!¡¨gm?:-(-di!??
?:ƒ¼9?r!?+?w=ƒ¼!a!?e?7? ?u?w?:-(?
?u?w?:-(?r!?+9?!tg:¡¨?4!¡¨gm?:-(-di!??
?:ƒ¼9?r!?+?w=ƒ¼!a!?e?7? ?u?w?:-(?
Dekha Aap Bhi Mere Jazbaat Nahi Samajh Paye.. ;-)
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Ishwar ki rehmat ho ap par apko hosla de,
Na ghabrae mushkil me itni shakti de,
Dua kar rahe hai hum apki kheriyat or khushi ke liye,
dua kabool ho humari or apko nai jindagi mile..!!!!
Source: Get Well Soon sms
Ishwar ki rehmat ho ap par apko hosla de,
Na ghabrae mushkil me itni shakti de,
Dua kar rahe hai hum apki kheriyat or khushi ke liye,
dua kabool ho humari or apko nai jindagi mile..!!!!
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Yeh zara zara si baat per,
Tarha tarha ka azaab kiyon?
Jo kisi say bhi khafa na ho,
Mujhey us khuda ki talash hai.
Mujhey laghzishon pay her ghari,
Koi tokta hay baar baar.
Jisay ker k dil ko dukh na ho,
Mujhey us gunah ki talash hai,
Bina Humsafar k kab talak,
Koi musafaton main laga rahay.
Jahan koi kisi say juda na ho,
Mujhey us raah ki talash hay.
Mujhey daikh ker jo aik nazar,
Meray saray dard samajh sakay.
Jo is qadar ho Chara-e-gar,
Mujhey us nigaah ki talaash hay
Source: Ghazal sms
Aa jao meri aankhon se khwaab dekho,
To aik shab bhi na so seko gay,
K laakh chaho na hans seko gay,
Hazaar chaho na ro seko gay,
K khawab kya hain, Azaab hain ye..
Mere dukhon ki kaltab hain ye..
Khayaal saare jhulas gay hain..
Sulagti khuwaaish hain khawab mere..
Ukherti saansien hain zindagi ki..
Lahu ki saazish hain khawab mere..
JO MERI AANKHON SE KHAWAB DEKHO
TO IK SHAB BHI NA SO SEKO GAY.
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Khamooshi may shor tha main nay kuch suna bhee nahi
Us nay sab kuch keh diya lakin kaha kuch bhee nahi!!!!
Tujhay kia maloom ae jaan tere bagher...............
Mera Jeevan kat gya aur main jiya kuch bhee nahi
Source: Good Luck sms
Bhige mausam ki khushbu hawao me ho,
Apki sath ka ehsaas in fizao me ho,
Yuhi sada rahe apke Hoto pe Muskurahat,
Itna asar meri duao me ho......
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when everything seems to be going Against U, remember the aeroplane takes of Against wind, not with it..Good morning
Source: Good Morning sms
The tree does not with draw its shade from the woodcutter, so Forgive the one who hurt u..They will realise Ur worth One day.. Good Morning...
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Source: Eid sms
Eid hai aaj gale milo sab, Dushmani na rahe islamyoon ke beach..
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paRh,paRh kaR kiA kRna ek dIn tu MaRna hAi,aGr mRne k bad dubaRa ZiNda Hoe Tu ShURu Tu NercErY se kRna hai
Source: Exam sms
Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 90% lanay hai,kuch b karBaita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.
Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia
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Jaha raha hai mera SMS, na jane kya gul khilayega?
pyar se padha jayega ya bina dekhe delete ho jayega,
agar delete na hoga to ek reply jarur aayega...
Source: Fathers Day sms
Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty
diapers. Happy Father's Day!
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subha sham ap ki e yad aavey hai
saari saari rat hum ko jgavey hai
Dil tou ap ko call krne ko chavey hai
pr call center ki CHHORI balance kam bataway hai...?
Source: Flirt sms
* Kßì kßi åì$å ß hötå hy
Yäd kå å$r zrä dèr $y höta hy
Åp kö lgtå hy hm küÇh ñhi $öÇhty åp K ßåry mñ
Pr håmri hr ßåt mñ åp hì kä zìkår hötå hy
.
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* Ay chand!
Apni chandni un pr nichawar krna,
unhy apny aghosh m lyna,
Aur kehna!
Unhy koi yad krta he“
Ay barish!
Apny ktrön se un k chehry ko begu dena, un k galon ko chom lyna,
Or kehna!
Unhy koi yad krta he“
A pholo!
Apni khushbu se unhy mehka dena,
unhy halkay sa hilana
Or kehna!
UNHY KOI YAD KARTA HE
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* Badla jo waqt to gehri rafaqat badal gayi,suraj dhala tu saaye ke surat badal gye,ek waqt tak tu main os ki zarurt bna rha,phr u howa k USKE ZARORAT BADAL Gae..
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* Bet btween boy
& girl....(both playng ludo)
BOY: agr 1,2,3,4,5 aya to
I‘ll kiss U
Girl: agr 6 aya to?
Boy: kabhi ludo nai kheli kya? 6 aya to dubara bari!
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* Mujsy mukhlis na waqif mary jazbt sy tha,
Uska rishta to faqat apny mafadat sy tha, Ab jo bichra to kia roain judai py teri,
Ye andesha to humen pehli he mulaqat sy tha.
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* Na Pyar ,na Yar,
Na Mohabbet ,Na Dosti Yaro,
Aj k is devdas ki baat mano,
Na Chandr-Mukhi ,Na Paro,
Bus har larki ko line maro.
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ZindaGi Kìsì kì AmaNaT nahì hotì,AmaNaT meìn kabhi khayanat nahì hoti,Humse DOsTI ZaRa SanBHal K kArNa HamAri DoSti Ki qaid mein kabhi Zamanat Nahì hotì. FoR ArUbA KHaN & for all friends.
Source: Friendship sms
Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar- Pyar
Dekha ?
Kitna
‘PYAR‘-Bhra
Msg Bheja AapKo!
Kisi 0r Ne Kabi Beja Kya
HELLO MY NAME IS ARUBA PLZ PLZPLZ SMS SEND KARO NA NICE AND FRIENDSHIP SMS SEND KARO NA PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ NA
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pashto shair ki bepanah maqboliyat k bad resh hai chinese shair.chang sho shoi ting pong ching pu Faraz|! shun ching chee poi shoi oee oee
Source: Funny sms
Meri Dukh Bhari Kahani Suno¡K
?u?w?:-(?r!?+9?!tg:¡¨?4!¡¨gm?:-(-di!??
?:ƒ¼9?r!?+?w=ƒ¼!a!?e?7? ?u?w?:-(?
?u?w?:-(?r!?+9?!tg:¡¨?4!¡¨gm?:-(-di!??
?:ƒ¼9?r!?+?w=ƒ¼!a!?e?7? ?u?w?:-(?
Dekha Aap Bhi Mere Jazbaat Nahi Samajh Paye.. ;-)
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Ishwar ki rehmat ho ap par apko hosla de,
Na ghabrae mushkil me itni shakti de,
Dua kar rahe hai hum apki kheriyat or khushi ke liye,
dua kabool ho humari or apko nai jindagi mile..!!!!
Source: Get Well Soon sms
Ishwar ki rehmat ho ap par apko hosla de,
Na ghabrae mushkil me itni shakti de,
Dua kar rahe hai hum apki kheriyat or khushi ke liye,
dua kabool ho humari or apko nai jindagi mile..!!!!
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Yeh zara zara si baat per,
Tarha tarha ka azaab kiyon?
Jo kisi say bhi khafa na ho,
Mujhey us khuda ki talash hai.
Mujhey laghzishon pay her ghari,
Koi tokta hay baar baar.
Jisay ker k dil ko dukh na ho,
Mujhey us gunah ki talash hai,
Bina Humsafar k kab talak,
Koi musafaton main laga rahay.
Jahan koi kisi say juda na ho,
Mujhey us raah ki talash hay.
Mujhey daikh ker jo aik nazar,
Meray saray dard samajh sakay.
Jo is qadar ho Chara-e-gar,
Mujhey us nigaah ki talaash hay
Source: Ghazal sms
Aa jao meri aankhon se khwaab dekho,
To aik shab bhi na so seko gay,
K laakh chaho na hans seko gay,
Hazaar chaho na ro seko gay,
K khawab kya hain, Azaab hain ye..
Mere dukhon ki kaltab hain ye..
Khayaal saare jhulas gay hain..
Sulagti khuwaaish hain khawab mere..
Ukherti saansien hain zindagi ki..
Lahu ki saazish hain khawab mere..
JO MERI AANKHON SE KHAWAB DEKHO
TO IK SHAB BHI NA SO SEKO GAY.
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Khamooshi may shor tha main nay kuch suna bhee nahi
Us nay sab kuch keh diya lakin kaha kuch bhee nahi!!!!
Tujhay kia maloom ae jaan tere bagher...............
Mera Jeevan kat gya aur main jiya kuch bhee nahi
Source: Good Luck sms
Bhige mausam ki khushbu hawao me ho,
Apki sath ka ehsaas in fizao me ho,
Yuhi sada rahe apke Hoto pe Muskurahat,
Itna asar meri duao me ho......
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when everything seems to be going Against U, remember the aeroplane takes of Against wind, not with it..Good morning
Source: Good Morning sms
The tree does not with draw its shade from the woodcutter, so Forgive the one who hurt u..They will realise Ur worth One day.. Good Morning...
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Nice Sms
Sometimes In Life
V Run So Fast That
V Don‘t Notice Anyone
Running With Us
V Notice THEM Only
Whn V Fall & THEY
Stop To Pick Us Up ...
THEY r Called
fRiEnDz.. :)
When Your
Friend Lies To You
Is Is Not His Fault
Actually
But Is Your‘z
Because
You Didn‘t Give Him
Proper Space To Tell
The Truth ...
~ Shakespare ~
Source: Text Messages
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baita : papa aap ki love marrige hoi thi na ?
baap : jee baita aap ko kaisay pata ?
baita : woh actully aap ki shadi aur meri date of birth may sirf 6 mahinay ka farq hay
Source: Adult sms
khabardar !!!!
rozana muth marnay say parhaiz kijye
yaad rahay lund may jaan tu mard ki shaan,
wizarat e chudai
hukumat e pakistan
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i wish u de best anniversary a man could wish his wife.
my love throughout the years we've had our ups& downs but we
stood by each other no matter what happened we maintained this
love so on our anniversary of 2years i just wanna say this
'thank u &i'll alwayz love you for what you've done for me'u
were & still r my light and shine in my world ngi'asixenga ngawe
zulu for i'm proud of you love keep it up).remember this when
things get rough and tough'i love you'
Source: Anniversary sms
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the
Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation
Reciprocal'. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
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Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms
Source: Bangali sms
Thala! Thala! Kattadura namma poochipandiku message anappikite
irukkan.
Kattaduraiku kattam sarilla namaku message anapparathe avanuku
polapa pochi Eduda cella anappuda gud
morni, gud after, gud night messagea Thala namma cellula balance
illa ok next meet panren
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Khud ko kar kanjus itna Ki
har sms bhejne se pehle
Mobile company wale call kar ke puchhe
Aaj sms kar rahe ho Sab Kheriyat to he
Source: Birthday sms
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B
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D
A
Y
2 U
&
May ALLAH Give U
H
A
A
P
Y
LONG LIFE............
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Maine Pucha Khuda Se
Keemat Kya Hai Pyar
Ki?
Khuda Bhi Has
Ke Bole
Aansu
Bhari Aankhe
Umar Intezar Ki!
Source: Break up sms
har roz hum nashe me hote hai aur shaam guzar jati hai, ek din aisa hoga k shaam nashe me hogi aur hum guzar jayenge?
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From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to
another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer
to each other.
Source: Christmas sms
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise
at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish,
it grows small.
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ankhon k samne har waqt ap kohi paya hai
DIL MEIN BHI SIRF AP KO HI BASAYA HAI
AP K BENA HUM JIYENGAY B TU KESE ZINDAGI K BINA KOI JEE PAYA HAI
Source: Cool sms
hoslay saray main azma baitha
main us ki yad main dunya ko bhula baitha
jis ki cahat mien umer bhar tarpa
usi ki shadi ki baryani main kha baitha
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Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!
Source: Diwali sms
Na juban se,
Na nigahin se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greetings se,
Na gift se,
Aapko Diwali Mubarak ho direct DIL se...
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Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
“Don‘t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!“
Source: Double meaning sms
Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?
Aik Larka Hota Hai..
.
.
.
.
Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai..
.
.
.
GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .
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dor ho kr b meray Kareeb ho,
meray dil se pocho kitne aziz ho,
Apni Hathli ko kabi ghor se dekho,
Shahid un main mera b Naseeb ho...?
Source: Dream sms
why do we close our eyes
when v pray
when v cry
when v dream
when v mis sum1
coz
most beautiful things in life are unseen they are only felt by heart
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V Run So Fast That
V Don‘t Notice Anyone
Running With Us
V Notice THEM Only
Whn V Fall & THEY
Stop To Pick Us Up ...
THEY r Called
fRiEnDz.. :)
When Your
Friend Lies To You
Is Is Not His Fault
Actually
But Is Your‘z
Because
You Didn‘t Give Him
Proper Space To Tell
The Truth ...
~ Shakespare ~
Source: Text Messages
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baita : papa aap ki love marrige hoi thi na ?
baap : jee baita aap ko kaisay pata ?
baita : woh actully aap ki shadi aur meri date of birth may sirf 6 mahinay ka farq hay
Source: Adult sms
khabardar !!!!
rozana muth marnay say parhaiz kijye
yaad rahay lund may jaan tu mard ki shaan,
wizarat e chudai
hukumat e pakistan
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i wish u de best anniversary a man could wish his wife.
my love throughout the years we've had our ups& downs but we
stood by each other no matter what happened we maintained this
love so on our anniversary of 2years i just wanna say this
'thank u &i'll alwayz love you for what you've done for me'u
were & still r my light and shine in my world ngi'asixenga ngawe
zulu for i'm proud of you love keep it up).remember this when
things get rough and tough'i love you'
Source: Anniversary sms
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the
Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation
Reciprocal'. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
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Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms
Source: Bangali sms
Thala! Thala! Kattadura namma poochipandiku message anappikite
irukkan.
Kattaduraiku kattam sarilla namaku message anapparathe avanuku
polapa pochi Eduda cella anappuda gud
morni, gud after, gud night messagea Thala namma cellula balance
illa ok next meet panren
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Khud ko kar kanjus itna Ki
har sms bhejne se pehle
Mobile company wale call kar ke puchhe
Aaj sms kar rahe ho Sab Kheriyat to he
Source: Birthday sms
H
A
P
P
Y
B
I
R
T
H
D
A
Y
2 U
&
May ALLAH Give U
H
A
A
P
Y
LONG LIFE............
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Maine Pucha Khuda Se
Keemat Kya Hai Pyar
Ki?
Khuda Bhi Has
Ke Bole
Aansu
Bhari Aankhe
Umar Intezar Ki!
Source: Break up sms
har roz hum nashe me hote hai aur shaam guzar jati hai, ek din aisa hoga k shaam nashe me hogi aur hum guzar jayenge?
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From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to
another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer
to each other.
Source: Christmas sms
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise
at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish,
it grows small.
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ankhon k samne har waqt ap kohi paya hai
DIL MEIN BHI SIRF AP KO HI BASAYA HAI
AP K BENA HUM JIYENGAY B TU KESE ZINDAGI K BINA KOI JEE PAYA HAI
Source: Cool sms
hoslay saray main azma baitha
main us ki yad main dunya ko bhula baitha
jis ki cahat mien umer bhar tarpa
usi ki shadi ki baryani main kha baitha
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Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!
Source: Diwali sms
Na juban se,
Na nigahin se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greetings se,
Na gift se,
Aapko Diwali Mubarak ho direct DIL se...
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Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
“Don‘t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!“
Source: Double meaning sms
Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?
Aik Larka Hota Hai..
.
.
.
.
Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai..
.
.
.
GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .
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dor ho kr b meray Kareeb ho,
meray dil se pocho kitne aziz ho,
Apni Hathli ko kabi ghor se dekho,
Shahid un main mera b Naseeb ho...?
Source: Dream sms
why do we close our eyes
when v pray
when v cry
when v dream
when v mis sum1
coz
most beautiful things in life are unseen they are only felt by heart
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