Funny Sms

Dushmani lakh sahe khatam na kejeye rishta, Dil mile na mile aaj eid hai hath milate raheye...Aadab

Source: Eid sms

Eid hai aaj gale milo sab, Dushmani na rahe islamyoon ke beach..
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paRh,paRh kaR kiA kRna ek dIn tu MaRna hAi,aGr mRne k bad dubaRa ZiNda Hoe Tu ShURu Tu NercErY se kRna hai

Source: Exam sms

Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 90% lanay hai,kuch b karBaita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.
Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia


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Jaha raha hai mera SMS, na jane kya gul khilayega?
pyar se padha jayega ya bina dekhe delete ho jayega,
agar delete na hoga to ek reply jarur aayega...

Source: Fathers Day sms

Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty
diapers. Happy Father's Day!
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subha sham ap ki e yad aavey hai

saari saari rat hum ko jgavey hai

Dil tou ap ko call krne ko chavey hai

pr call center ki CHHORI balance kam bataway hai...?

Source: Flirt sms

* Kßì kßi åì$å ß hötå hy

Yäd kå å$r zrä dèr $y höta hy
Åp kö lgtå hy hm küÇh ñhi $öÇhty åp K ßåry mñ
Pr håmri hr ßåt mñ åp hì kä zìkår hötå hy
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* Ay chand!

Apni chandni un pr nichawar krna,
unhy apny aghosh m lyna,
Aur kehna!
Unhy koi yad krta he“
Ay barish!
Apny ktrön se un k chehry ko begu dena, un k galon ko chom lyna,
Or kehna!
Unhy koi yad krta he“
A pholo!
Apni khushbu se unhy mehka dena,
unhy halkay sa hilana
Or kehna!
UNHY KOI YAD KARTA HE


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* Badla jo waqt to gehri rafaqat badal gayi,suraj dhala tu saaye ke surat badal gye,ek waqt tak tu main os ki zarurt bna rha,phr u howa k USKE ZARORAT BADAL Gae..


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* Bet btween boy

& girl....(both playng ludo)
BOY: agr 1,2,3,4,5 aya to
I‘ll kiss U
Girl: agr 6 aya to?
Boy: kabhi ludo nai kheli kya? 6 aya to dubara bari!

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* Mujsy mukhlis na waqif mary jazbt sy tha,

Uska rishta to faqat apny mafadat sy tha, Ab jo bichra to kia roain judai py teri,
Ye andesha to humen pehli he mulaqat sy tha.
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* Na Pyar ,na Yar,

Na Mohabbet ,Na Dosti Yaro,
Aj k is devdas ki baat mano,
Na Chandr-Mukhi ,Na Paro,
Bus har larki ko line maro.
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ZindaGi Kìsì kì AmaNaT nahì hotì,AmaNaT meìn kabhi khayanat nahì hoti,Humse DOsTI ZaRa SanBHal K kArNa HamAri DoSti Ki qaid mein kabhi Zamanat Nahì hotì. FoR ArUbA KHaN & for all friends.

Source: Friendship sms


Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar- Pyar

Dekha ?



Kitna
‘PYAR‘-Bhra
Msg Bheja AapKo!

Kisi 0r Ne Kabi Beja Kya
HELLO MY NAME IS ARUBA PLZ PLZPLZ SMS SEND KARO NA NICE AND FRIENDSHIP SMS SEND KARO NA PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ NA
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pashto shair ki bepanah maqboliyat k bad resh hai chinese shair.chang sho shoi ting pong ching pu Faraz|! shun ching chee poi shoi oee oee

Source: Funny sms

Meri Dukh Bhari Kahani Suno¡K



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Dekha Aap Bhi Mere Jazbaat Nahi Samajh Paye.. ;-)
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Ishwar ki rehmat ho ap par apko hosla de,

Na ghabrae mushkil me itni shakti de,

Dua kar rahe hai hum apki kheriyat or khushi ke liye,

dua kabool ho humari or apko nai jindagi mile..!!!!

Source: Get Well Soon sms

Ishwar ki rehmat ho ap par apko hosla de,

Na ghabrae mushkil me itni shakti de,

Dua kar rahe hai hum apki kheriyat or khushi ke liye,

dua kabool ho humari or apko nai jindagi mile..!!!!
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Yeh zara zara si baat per,
Tarha tarha ka azaab kiyon?

Jo kisi say bhi khafa na ho,
Mujhey us khuda ki talash hai.

Mujhey laghzishon pay her ghari,
Koi tokta hay baar baar.

Jisay ker k dil ko dukh na ho,
Mujhey us gunah ki talash hai,

Bina Humsafar k kab talak,
Koi musafaton main laga rahay.

Jahan koi kisi say juda na ho,
Mujhey us raah ki talash hay.

Mujhey daikh ker jo aik nazar,
Meray saray dard samajh sakay.

Jo is qadar ho Chara-e-gar,
Mujhey us nigaah ki talaash hay


Source: Ghazal sms

Aa jao meri aankhon se khwaab dekho,

To aik shab bhi na so seko gay,

K laakh chaho na hans seko gay,

Hazaar chaho na ro seko gay,

K khawab kya hain, Azaab hain ye..

Mere dukhon ki kaltab hain ye..

Khayaal saare jhulas gay hain..

Sulagti khuwaaish hain khawab mere..

Ukherti saansien hain zindagi ki..

Lahu ki saazish hain khawab mere..
JO MERI AANKHON SE KHAWAB DEKHO

TO IK SHAB BHI NA SO SEKO GAY.
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Khamooshi may shor tha main nay kuch suna bhee nahi

Us nay sab kuch keh diya lakin kaha kuch bhee nahi!!!!





Tujhay kia maloom ae jaan tere bagher...............

Mera Jeevan kat gya aur main jiya kuch bhee nahi


Source: Good Luck sms

Bhige mausam ki khushbu hawao me ho,
Apki sath ka ehsaas in fizao me ho,
Yuhi sada rahe apke Hoto pe Muskurahat,
Itna asar meri duao me ho......
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when everything seems to be going Against U, remember the aeroplane takes of Against wind, not with it..Good morning

Source: Good Morning sms

The tree does not with draw its shade from the woodcutter, so Forgive the one who hurt u..They will realise Ur worth One day.. Good Morning...
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