Kiss sms

Mout ke aagosh mein jb tak so jati hy MAA, tu kahin ja k thora sa sakun pati hy MAA, Rooh k rishton ki ye gehrayn tu dekhye, chot lagti hai hume or chilati hy MAA, Mangti hy kuch nahe apny liye Allah sy, Apnay bacho k liye daman ko phelati hai MAA, Pyar kehtay hen kise or Mamta kya cheez hai, koi un bachon se puche jin ke guzar jati hai MAA, Chahe hm khushion me MAA ko bhul jaen dosto, Jb musibat sr pe aati hai tu yaad aati hai MAA.

*MAA TUJHE SALAAM*

Source: Mothers Day sms

Seenay Se Laga Ker Kaha Kerti MAA Mujhko
Tu Laal hai Mera Na Sara Mujhko
Pachtaye Ga Ek Din Jab Mein Chali Jaon Ge
Na Chahte Hue Bhi Akaila Duniya Mein Chor Jaon Ge
Zamana Dikhaye Ga Germi Ki Shiddat Tujhko
Yaad Ker K Roye Ga Tu Phir Mujhko
Mudaton Se Meri Maa Ne Seenay Se Nahi Lagaya
Ab Soo Giye Khaak Mein Jab Kuch Kehne Ka Waqt Aya

Apne Parents Se Love Kerain Unki Khidmat Kerain Koi Dost Kaam Nahi Aata Sirf MAA ki DUA kaam aaye gee In Jhoote Rishton Se Time Nikal Ker Apni MAA BAAP AUR Family Ko Bhi Time Dain Aur Life Ko Enjoy Kerain...
Pray For My Parents
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gandhi :daikho 60 saal may mairay desh may kiya kuch ban gaya?tumharay mulk may kia bana?

quaid e azam :
biscuits badal gaye....

bistiks bun gaye......!!

Source: Naughty sms

1 saal main,
12 month,
12 month main,
365 din,
8760 ghante,
8760 ghanton main,
525600 mints,
525600 mints main,
525600 lamhe,
Har lamhe main aik he dua, light na jay
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Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai, sabke dilo ko shurur milta hai,
jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai.
' SHUBH NAVRATRI.

Source: Navratri sms

Maa Durge,
Maa Ambe,
Maa Jagdambe,
Maa Bhawani,
Maa Sheetla,
Maa Vaishnao,
Maa Chandi,
Mata Rani meri aur apki manokamna puri karey..
JAI MATA DI.
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abke baras kuch aisa karna
apne guzre barah maah k
dukh sukh ka andaza karna
bisri yaaden taza karna
sada sa ik kagaz lekar
bhoole bisre pal likh lena
apne sare kal likh lena
phir iss bite ik ik pal ka
apne guzre ik ik pal ka
ik ik mod ahata karna
sare dost ikathe karna
sari subhen hazir karna
sari shamen wapis bulana
sare mausam dhayaan main rakhna
phir mohtaat qyaas lagana
gar to khushiyan badh jatin hain
to tumko meri taraf se aane wala saal mubarak
aur gar gam badh jayen to
mat bekaar takalluf karna
dekho phir tum aisa karna
meri khushiyan tum le lena
mujhko apne dukh se dena
ab k baras kuch aisa karna
ab k baras kuch aisa karna

0346-2600024

Source: New Year sms

May i stay here in ur inbox

Till

25 December

To Wish U

Quaid Day

&

Till

31 December

To wish u

Happy New Year
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Meaning Of Pakistan:

P= Petrol 86.66 Rs
A= Aata 40.00 Rs
K= Khudkush Hamlay
I= Ilam Ke Kamy
S= Sarkon Pe Pany
T= Trafic Jam
A= Awam Paraishan
N= No Electricity

Source: Politics sms

Film:
“Aao Barbaad Karain“

Hero:
“Pervaiz Musharaf“

Heroin:
“Banazir“

Villan:
“Nawaz Sharif“

Scripted In:
“Dubai“

Shooting In:
“Pakistan“

Music By:
“MQM“

Action By:
“Pak Army“

Suspence By:
“Cheif Justice“

Charactor Actor:
“Amin Fahim“

Charactor Less Actor:
“Chaudhries“

Friendly Apearance:
“Saudi King“

Comadian:
“Sheikh Rasheed“

Sporting Actor:
“Molana Fazalurehan“

Dancers:
“Sheri Rehman, Kashmala Tariq“

Financed By:
“Poor People Of Pakistan“
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“Baby Baby Yes MaMa“
In Punjabi Version:

Kakay Kakay
Haan BayBay
Phuk Lae Cheeny?
Na BaBay

Jhoot Mardaan?
Na BayBay
Khole Bootha
Ha.Ha.Ha

Source: Punjabi sms

Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!

Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!

Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste,
tussi rone ho saanu rovaan vaaste,
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo,
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste.

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

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Choose one part of the tree
and find out intresting facts about ur attitude



Leaf

Branch

Stem

Root

Flower

Fruit

Do reply.

Answers :

Leaf: make friends for ur benefit

Branch:U hv 2 affairs

Stem: U r brave and riscky

Root: U care for others

Flower: U r proud of urself

Fruit: U love those who loves U.


Source: Quotations sms

what has 5 eyes but cananot see?




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3 blind mice
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/;/,/;/;/, / ;/,/’;/; /;/
/;/; /,;’ /,/;’ /, ;/ ;/;/
/;/,/;/;/,/;/‘/, /;/;/;/
/;/; /,;’ /,/;’ /, ;/ ;/;/

/;/ Happy Rainy Day /;/


Dua Hai Barish Kay Jitne Qatre Giren,

Utni He Aap Ko Khushiyan Milen..!!!

(Aameen)

Source: Rainy Day Barish sms

Barishon k mosam mein

Tum ko yad kerny ki

Adetain purani hain

Ab ki bar socha hy

Adetain bdl dalain

Phr khyal aya k

Adetain bdlny sy

Barishain nahi ruktin.

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Madhuri

Bipasha

Mallika Sheravat

neha dhupia

Rani mukherji

isha deol

twinkle khanaa

“sabhi ki or se tume Rakhi ki bahut badhai.....“

Source: Rakhi sms

today is festival day
kal khas din hai jo chao ge wo mil jayengi agar koi ldki chaao
wo hamesha ke liya apki bahan ban jayengi
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h ah ha ha
ha rahish
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GHAR SE MASJID FAJR SE EISHA

NOOR E KHUDA BARSEY YAHA

SAWAAB KA KAZANA HAI YEH MAHINA

NEKION KA MEHMAAN GARIBON KA DOST

INTEZAAR SABHI KARE GUNAH SARE KATAM KARE

AAMAAL APNE BEHTAR KARE RAMZAN KI TAIYARI SHURU KARE


Source: Ramadan sms

FARZ KIJIYE IS DAOUR MAIN NUBUWAT HOTI

NAMAAZ KI BULANDI KAHA PER HOTE

SHABBIR SE SHIFA, MELEE NA HOTI

PEHCHAN BHI ZAMANE MAIN MUSHKIL SE HOTI

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