Saturday, February 7, 2009

Nice Sms

Sometimes In Life
V Run So Fast That
V Don‘t Notice Anyone
Running With Us
V Notice THEM Only
Whn V Fall & THEY
Stop To Pick Us Up ...

THEY r Called
fRiEnDz.. :)

When Your
Friend Lies To You
Is Is Not His Fault
Actually
But Is Your‘z
Because
You Didn‘t Give Him
Proper Space To Tell
The Truth ...

~ Shakespare ~
Source: Text Messages

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baita : papa aap ki love marrige hoi thi na ?
baap : jee baita aap ko kaisay pata ?

baita : woh actully aap ki shadi aur meri date of birth may sirf 6 mahinay ka farq hay

Source: Adult sms

khabardar !!!!

rozana muth marnay say parhaiz kijye

yaad rahay lund may jaan tu mard ki shaan,

wizarat e chudai

hukumat e pakistan
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i wish u de best anniversary a man could wish his wife.
my love throughout the years we've had our ups& downs but we
stood by each other no matter what happened we maintained this
love so on our anniversary of 2years i just wanna say this
'thank u &i'll alwayz love you for what you've done for me'u
were & still r my light and shine in my world ngi'asixenga ngawe
zulu for i'm proud of you love keep it up).remember this when
things get rough and tough'i love you'


Source: Anniversary sms

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the
Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation
Reciprocal'. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
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Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms

Source: Bangali sms

Thala! Thala! Kattadura namma poochipandiku message anappikite
irukkan.
Kattaduraiku kattam sarilla namaku message anapparathe avanuku
polapa pochi Eduda cella anappuda gud
morni, gud after, gud night messagea Thala namma cellula balance
illa ok next meet panren
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Khud ko kar kanjus itna Ki
har sms bhejne se pehle
Mobile company wale call kar ke puchhe
Aaj sms kar rahe ho Sab Kheriyat to he

Source: Birthday sms

H
A
P
P
Y

B
I
R
T
H
D
A
Y

2 U

&

May ALLAH Give U

H
A
A
P
Y







LONG LIFE............
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Maine Pucha Khuda Se

Keemat Kya Hai Pyar

Ki?

Khuda Bhi Has

Ke Bole

Aansu

Bhari Aankhe

Umar Intezar Ki!

Source: Break up sms

har roz hum nashe me hote hai aur shaam guzar jati hai, ek din aisa hoga k shaam nashe me hogi aur hum guzar jayenge?
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From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to
another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer
to each other.

Source: Christmas sms

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise
at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish,
it grows small.
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ankhon k samne har waqt ap kohi paya hai

DIL MEIN BHI SIRF AP KO HI BASAYA HAI
AP K BENA HUM JIYENGAY B TU KESE ZINDAGI K BINA KOI JEE PAYA HAI


Source: Cool sms

hoslay saray main azma baitha

main us ki yad main dunya ko bhula baitha

jis ki cahat mien umer bhar tarpa

usi ki shadi ki baryani main kha baitha
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Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!

Source: Diwali sms

Na juban se,
Na nigahin se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greetings se,
Na gift se,
Aapko Diwali Mubarak ho direct DIL se...
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Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
“Don‘t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!“




Source: Double meaning sms

Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?
Aik Larka Hota Hai..
.
.
.
.
Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai..
.
.
.
GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .

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dor ho kr b meray Kareeb ho,

meray dil se pocho kitne aziz ho,

Apni Hathli ko kabi ghor se dekho,

Shahid un main mera b Naseeb ho...?

Source: Dream sms

why do we close our eyes
when v pray
when v cry
when v dream
when v mis sum1

coz
most beautiful things in life are unseen they are only felt by heart
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